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you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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