i can't believe i had my finger in that
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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