she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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