You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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