Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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