Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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