How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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