do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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