i don't like sucking hair
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She's JV to your varsity
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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