So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The police scanner is talking about you again....
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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