UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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