it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just tell him i said nine months
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
sex in a hospital.. check
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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