Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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