Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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