I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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