I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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