Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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