Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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