you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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