As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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