it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
