Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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