we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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