is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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