the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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