Kareoke will never be a sober sport
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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