he wants to bone in the snuggie
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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