similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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