I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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