Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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