i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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