Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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