He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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