Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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