i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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