Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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