We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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