I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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