i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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