Dual....:-)
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
