Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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