babies were throwing up all over the place
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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