just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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