I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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