i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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