shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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