She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
