i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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