Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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