People with herpes should wear stickers.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize