i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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