It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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