I think I died a long time ago.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Come share oat with me in your robe
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