You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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