well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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